Reasons to be a mermaid;
- No pants.
- No periods.
- Perfect hair.
- You can lure men to their death.
- Free clam bra.
Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!
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A very happy birthday indeed!!
It’s all messy:
this isn’t even exaggerated.
Coffee is always a good idea.
- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue, 2/20/2014
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go - nope, still not there.
Let’s just say in some alternate universe, there’s a couple just like us, okay? Only she’s healthy and he’s perfect. And their world is about how much they’re going to spend on vacation or who’s in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don’t want to be those people. I want us. You. This.