Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.

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Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

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Thanks to my birthday coupon and one other code, this purchase came out to only $68!

A very happy birthday indeed!!

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It’s all messy:
The hair.
The bed.
The words.
The heart.

William Leal  (via suchvodka)

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this isn’t even exaggerated. 

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Coffee is always a good idea.


- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue, 2/20/2014


Ever Wonder What Full House Would Be Like Without Michelle?

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go - nope, still not there.

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Let’s just say in some alternate universe, there’s a couple just like us, okay? Only she’s healthy and he’s perfect. And their world is about how much they’re going to spend on vacation or who’s in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don’t want to be those people. I want us. You. This.


February 14: Just another Friday.

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