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last-of-the-american-zombies:

Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.

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ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

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Thanks to my birthday coupon and one other code, this purchase came out to only $68!

A very happy birthday indeed!!

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It’s all messy:
The hair.
The bed.
The words.
The heart.
Life…

William Leal  (via suchvodka)

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sleepless-insuburbia:

tastefullyoffensive:

[accordingtodevin]

this isn’t even exaggerated. 

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godmoves:

Coffee is always a good idea.

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue, 2/20/2014

collegehumor:

Ever Wonder What Full House Would Be Like Without Michelle?

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go - nope, still not there.

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